"I am one of the most humble people I know." "The beauty of me is that I'm rich. Really, really rich." "We had to get a security clearance just for my hair." Rally like-minded friends to put Mr. President to work at an all-American job: Popping open bottles with a simple twist (of the truth). 24 motion-activated quotes are triggered by popping motion. Plastic replica; hair is unnervingly accurate. 6"H.